I would make a joke about America... However the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
the s in america stands for safe.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙
dude missisipi got a better kd ratio than you
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
Your hairline so far back it took a trip to America
i’m illegal
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love 1 and hate the other.
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped up kicks"
