amazon.com jokes
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Brutha was caught lacking
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
