amazon.com jokes

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!