amazon.com jokes

A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.