Algebra jokes

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac-square

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Penis enters my dad and sister.

Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

MC Squared.

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Hi boyyyy!

Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?

A: Duhhh!

Comment: Then solve it!

Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a