Algebra jokes
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
