Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
what's a brother and sister from Alabama favorite sex position? the cowgirl
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama
Because the don’t have a sister
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a Nice Compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈
What happens if a redneck is bisexual do they go for their brother or sister
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama
The last names after marriage
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.