Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
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A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
One day johnny told his dad this girl in his class who liked him he thoe she was cute she sead aw your like candy he doesn't say any thing he sead why don't u think I am sweat like candy little Johnny say well some time I get a tooth ake and it hurt so I stop eating it like I stobed liking u
39,41,43,AK,47 AK-47 You get lmao
