Ake jokes

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?

An AK-BAR 47.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

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A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

Why did the cow steal an AK-47?

He was a mooslim.

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."

39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.