Ahhhh jokes

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)

what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.