Ahhhh jokes

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Mom: Daddy, stop!

Me: No!

Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE