5 Cobra Kai Facts: 1: Johnny = Daniel 2: Miguel > Robby 3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang 4: Chozen And Daniel > Kreese And Silver 5: Tory is actually a good person.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide actually does something when triggered.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between a orphanage and a supermarket
People actually want stuff in a supermarket
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..
*Anyways*
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Am i the only one here that actually tried to kill my self 15 times and failed every and landed up in the hospital every time
Why do orphans love blowjobs because they actually get kissed
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked
why don't churches have wi-fi? because they can't compete with an invisable force that actually works.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
