Action star jokes
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
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So that's why...
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."