Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Action Star Jokes
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
