Action movies jokes

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.