Action movies jokes
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
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Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
