Action movies jokes

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.