Access jokes

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...

Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.