Absence jokes
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.