Absence jokes
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
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Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.