Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
