Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
