Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Absence Jokes
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
