Absence jokes

What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?

"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?

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I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

Why did Annie fall from the swing?

Because she had no hands.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not Annie.

What did the orphan say to the parent?

Oh, wait!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She didn't have any arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?

Names.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

What do you call a selfie of an orphan?

A family photo.