Abe Lincoln jokesAdd jokeBestNewestmaxi1 year agoJFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.AAtcTrop1cal1 year agoI couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!bbrody6 years agoThe last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.Short jokesTwin Towers jokesChin jokesMorbid jokesGay jokesBall jokesAll categories