What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby.
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, "ISIS ain't got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived."
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?
9/11 jokes are a bomb
Yo mama so fat a bombing and 89 story’s didn’t kill her
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahul Akbar
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex wait for her to drop on a bomb on you.
Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock
Whose there?
A bomb
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.
How did Helen Keller get punished? Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
