Life is like a box of chocolates it doesn’t last long for people
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck I left the oven on!
What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
My girlfriend said i was a ped0phi1e
That's a big word for a 6 year old
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
What do you call flat-chested emo?
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
what does the N and F in orphan stand for? No family
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl ? The emi girl still bleeds
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
whats the difference between a blind person and a orphan
they both can't see there parents
Why do orphans not know how to play base ball
because they don't know where home is
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him? Esé said “Get off me homes”.
Why did the twin towers go shopping
To get some plane bread
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
