This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Purple.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Paul Walker.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
If you are homeless, get a home.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
