What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
MIC-AND-IKES
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
Q. What's a conspiracy theorist's favourite letter? A. Q
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
