Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

You are the reason double doors were invented.

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!