Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Woah, nice cock.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.