Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it it’ll be next to 420.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow road
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
My mom said if I'm awake playing roblox still she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboardhxhdhduhxbsfj
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?
You so bad at games bro they gave u aid's before loosing 😹
Yo hairline start at the back of yo head
Roses are red vilots are blue i was born pretty what happend to you
What does michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
if being sexy was a crime you can call me ......... a law abiding citizen
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