Worst Jokes Ever
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.