Worst Jokes Ever
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Suicide
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?