Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Money

  • (I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!

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  • Seatbelt

  • Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

    A. A seatbelt.

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  • Penis

  • For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜

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  • Study

  • Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

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  • Hearing Aid

  • I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

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  • Vegetable

  • What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

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