Worst Jokes Ever

I like penguins.

What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?

I've never seen the inside of a mansion.

Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"

Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"

Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.

A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"

Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.

Black people run fast.

Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?

Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.

What do you call a deaf animal?

Anything, it can't hear you.

I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose.

Worst joke ever.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

Two of the worst jokes ever.

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.