Worst Jokes Ever

What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

They both hang from trees.

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.

We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

A fat nun.

What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?

The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

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Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?

Stephen Hawking.

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Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."

Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.