when my friend fell i didn't crack up but the sidewalk did.
i'm so depressed i gave my therapist trauma.
your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? because it's a touchy topic.
why do Pepole have a all of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time
what do you call 6 gay men in ww2
rainbow six seige
man 2001 just called they want a tower back
hey 2001 just called. they want their towers back
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer; So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Bruh don’t be punny
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
the earth used to be flat
till they buried yo mama
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? a taliband
What's the difference between and apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
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What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home alone.
Your so fat when you walk into the mall you were the mall
