2 cows in a field. One says to the other, 'mooooooooo’ The other says, ‘Tut, I was gonna say that’
what do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little jimmy tries to take one.
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little jimmy
“Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?” " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn’t have any arms or legs." “I know, we just wanted to use him as third base.”
2 fe male mouse met and one spoke yesterday I met a mouse he was black and he had wings and he had some cool sharp teeth he said he only at night
other mouse : ummm…thats a bat
that asshole he told me that he is a pilot
two muffins are in an oven one muffin says few its hot in here the other muffin says OMG A TALKING MUFFIN
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What’s the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.