Worst Jokes Ever
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.