What would good be if it was a place?It would be a desert because it had to many droughts!

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement… lolololololololololololololololololol

i sucked a dick

i have a trombone

ur mum gay lul

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave.

I can’t handle these puns…

But I can HAND YOU some puns

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koala-fications are irr-elephant

what do you call fallen water a waterfall

How does Stephen hawking charge his computer how does Stephen hawking have sex keyboard sex

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Why did the dounstindrom cross the road because there was a zebra crossing !

wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?

10 YEAR OLDS

your life

I F...ED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW

how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it

Q=Why did the teacher die, A=Because he hated his life

What’s harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree

My dick while I’m doing it.

What do you call a dictatorial cow?

Moosilini

Kenshiro is already dead.