What was the winning play at the leper football game?

A hand off up the middle.

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator 😂😂

What’s red,slimy,and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!

I’ll turn ya nan into to bonemeal

What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.

What’s a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus .burnt himself on the exzorst pipe

I can’t remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can’t remember either.

what did the downie say to the lifeguard when he realised he couldnt swim?

‘‘Help me! Im downing!’’

What is black and white red all over?

A newspaper

Why didn’t the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn’t have the heart to put into it.

Why didn’t the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.

Who is the smartest student in school? The Scholar.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make A Wish Foundation.

I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.

what do you get when an America talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi two Aussie

Which room is the safest place in the house? The living room.

What do u call a short student A Ravin