What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, βWhat should we do about this?β To which he replies: βWho was it?β
Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill
Your forehead is deeper then the ocean
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
speed
What do you call a terroist in a wheel chair An RC-XD
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better
Yo forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in strike force heroes
Chinmey
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear
If you will combine math and meth you will become Einstein White
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah.. you look fat in every dress
what's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile?? You know its not period blood.
Your so fat when you told your mum and dad even they laughed
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Your hairline is like mount ecrus points
