Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Month

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On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Clam

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What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

Drug

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Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

Blonde

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There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

History

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"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

Stork

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I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

Blood Type

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My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

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  • Blonde

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    Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

    Because it said "concentration camp."