Worst Jokes Ever

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying. I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage?

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

An AK-46.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.