What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
I can’t remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can’t remember either.