Worst Jokes Ever
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."