Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

Life is like a penis, women make it hard.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.