Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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