Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

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  • One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

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  • I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

    My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.

    Lying bastard never came out.

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  • A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

    It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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  • A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

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  • What do emos and apples have in common?

    They both hang on trees.

    My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.

    It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

    I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

    The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.