Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

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  • Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

    Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

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  • I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

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  • A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

    What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

    At least Hitler actually did something.

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  • One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

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  • I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

    My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.

    Lying bastard never came out.

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