I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Iโll never forget my fatherโs last words to me just before he died: โAre you sure you fixed the brakes?โ
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Whatโs the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They canโt say no.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you canโt take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
