Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society? The Doughker
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!
What's the slogan for a muslim gym? Might in dynamite.
Whatâs the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
Theyâre both alone but only one is home.
I can't have my Oreos đ Why?
My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk
I figure it's ok to hit orphans What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say go big or go home, and orphans only have one option
why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad never came home with the milk
why does the please touch museum sounds like police touch musuem? because they gotta watch out for the pedos
yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of africa leftovers
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up...
Yo mama such a creep she thought PTSD stood for Please Touch Small Dicks
What is the deafferents between Pikachu and orphan Pikachu i choose u
flat girls be like ''i will have breats in the future'' this is to all the flat girls u will never get it
