Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
I will pay someone to kill me.
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.