What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
Haha, dead.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
Your mum isn't home.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.