Worst Jokes Ever
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
ANAND
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.