Worst Jokes Ever
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
BLM.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.