What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Worst Jokes Ever
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Who is this Gwen person?
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
Yourom?
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
straight (DYM 26)
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I like ramen. If you do, like!
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.