Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
No scope, bitch!
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
We (DYM 25).
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.