Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

Friend: I broke up with Sara.

Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

Friend: How did her pussy feel?

Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

Why do orphans drink water with cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.