Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom.
Your dad!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
