What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
If you are homeless, get a home.
My dad went to go get milk.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
So Mungus.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
