Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"