Worst Jokes Ever

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.

Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?

"Family Guy" & "American Dad."

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.