If this pops up on your timeline , fuck you
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Did you know that Helen keller had a pet monkey? No Neither did she
Whenever I make a 911 joke it bombs
my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive
my friend is a emo i asked why black he said black like my soul i just walked away
my friend asks me what does idk mean i said i dion't knowm my friend says you mean i don't know i said thats what i said
What’s water see in orphans that they don’t. There parents.
Why is death taken so lightly? Because anyone can take it.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs dont make a white
Why is death taken so lightly? Because you can take it so quickly.
who ever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid where rags the man asked "hey are you a orphan?" .The kid said "yea what gave me away?" the man said "your parents."
What does difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
i used keep asking a woman if i can rape her until she got so annoyed and said "stop asking me"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan
Get in the bat mobile robin
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.
