Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^