Worst Jokes Ever
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
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Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
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What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!