Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet toilet said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me

why were the twin towers mad when they ordered pizza. they ordered pepperoni and got ✈️

yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much

yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break

You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked "What does that mean?"

I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

What happens to the crow in the earth puake ? It turned into a milkshake πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ πŸ’“ πŸ’• πŸ’– ✨ 😍 I can't help it images look crazy vut oil is soooooo cute