Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

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I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)