Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."

What's the difference between me and you?

I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!