Worst Jokes Ever
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.