Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky? Because they use honeycombs
I don’t have another talking stage in me 🤦🏿♂️do you squirt & is yo BD dead 😭
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
How I Punch my Brother:Wooden Sword How he is it telling Dad:Diomand Sword How hard my Dad is gonna punch me:Warden Punch
Ooohhh look an orphane lets go beat him up
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
i’m all panic and no disco
my two moods are “i can’t believe i get to be a person” and “i can’t believe i have to be a person”
i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage
how many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Me: "WYD"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough"
Me: "Without me? Lol
I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what
after standing in line staring at mcdonalds menu for 17 minutes] me: ok im ready. can you help me not be sad all the time
