I have no father. Like if you relate.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. š
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
I hate my wife.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Iām gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!