What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Worst Jokes Ever
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
“In yo mama.”
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
