Worst Jokes Ever
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
9/11 Joke?
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
Funni Joke.
I am your leader.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.