If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
