Worst Jokes Ever
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Purple.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.