A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
why cant orphans play baseball: because they can't find home
why can't an orphan build a website, because
it won't have a home page
Why was 6 afraid of 7 bc 789 Do you know why 10 was scared bc he was between 9 11
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
Who are the worlds fastest readers? The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn
wana hear a joke, ME.
All my friends live in a forest. its called Aokigahara
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she
What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house 🏠
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
Walter white
What happens when you fail to be an emo you dont make the cut
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
