Worst Jokes Ever
Whatβs the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. π
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.