Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.