Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.