Worst Jokes Ever

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

What is an orphan's favorite car?

A family car.

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"

Orphans: "Yea."

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.

I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...

A piece of cake.

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.