Worst Jokes Ever
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Keep yourself safe!
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.