Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.