My April fools joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages? So the orphans can see their parents.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
Why do orphans hate Geometry? Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone I know this is a very corny joke.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion
Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started! Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
My friend saw ur forehead and realised ur gay
John kreeses forehead broke when silver hit ‘‘em in the forehead
My forehead blew up because I saw urs at the forehead shop
Ur forehead so big when u go to the toilet it bends U stooped
What is an orphans favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡
JFK tried meditating he told everyone he is very open-minded.
why is it ok to hit an orphan? its not like they will tell there parents
. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
