Worst Jokes Ever
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
May and its gang.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
May.
Gegebehhhhh!
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.