"Proud Boys" more like Insecure Little Bitches!
Why did 10 die?? Because he was in between 9/11
What's the difference between and emo kid and an apple one hits the ground when they fall from the tree
its rly funny read through everything slowly say im a man after everything i say. I went to the bar. "Im a man" you saw this woman. "Im a man" you guys married. 'Im a man' you guys bought a house. 'im a man' you guys went to bed. "im a man" you said. "im a man" she said. "im a man"
you guys know bereal be-real more like ce-real get it? bereal be-real = cereal ce-real
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because there dad never came back with milk
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
were are my balls down in your mom
What is the Sexiest Animal alive?The Βυττerfly
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke they always collapse and burn
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
panera bread
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
What do you call a doctor in panera bread
panera med
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11 year old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
I got sent to the principal office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, “HOTWHEELS!”
