Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!