I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
