Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.