Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.