I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Worst Jokes Ever
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
*moans*
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
