Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

Dark humor is like food:

Not everyone gets it.

Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!

I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.