In Ohio,People walk with thier hands
what does a apple have in common with an emo kid
Answer: They both hang
Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
Your so skinny you never gain wait Your so skinny your a thin stick
What is death hell because there is no brige to heven
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan? The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you call a animal in space just death because you need a space suit
What is an orphan v orphan competition? Who will get adopted first?
what do you call an idiot? an absolute imbiccille
What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you
What do you call 2 wings and a halo. A Chinese phone call wing wing halo🤪
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. 😁
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
Cause I clapped him cheeks fool!
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me: ...
Me: Bitch please.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
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What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? Gum.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
