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Worst Jokes Ever
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
