Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.