What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like your sucking a dick
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
to see his closest relatives
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
we forge the chains we wear in life
so what ah my g
lean.
hes the best hehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh
You have thin feet of the people think you were a duck
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
you are so poor when I pass you ask for spair change and I was poor to
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. she was in a wheel chair
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
Don't be emo be happy NEMO
Why did Joe Bidden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world
What’s the different between an orphan and Pikachu Pikachu I choose you
This. This, is my class.
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