Worst Jokes Ever

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

How do you anger a Republican?

Tell him the truth.

How do you anger a Libertarian?

Don't tell him the truth.

What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!

Why is 10 scared?

Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

Why did the kidnapper cross the road?

To get the kids at the playground.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

I am no longer anonymous.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.