Worst Jokes Ever

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Yo mama so old,

her memory is black and white.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?

Their dad never came back with the milk!

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.

You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

*Apple bottom jeans plays*

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?

7/11

Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”

Friend: Ok?

Me: I'mma hit puberty!

*hits my friend*

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

What do you call an autistic army special forces?

Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."

Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.

Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.