What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the twin towers. But that's just my opinion.
Your mama so white that he first number was 911
My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."
What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed
My dad was one hell of a pilot Grandpa was a hell of a planner
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
Bro my friend told me all his humour is dead and dry and i was like just like 911 victims.
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
whats the 9/11 survivors least favorite team?
new york jets
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11 they went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds
Normally I would tell a 911 but it’s two plane
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was in the middle of 9/11
Guys my girlfriend calls me: 911 help there’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!
She’s so nice
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: *hangs up*
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground. Terrified, he dials 911 and says “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead. The hunter replies, “Ok I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks “Anything else?” The nurse says “Nope. That’s it.”
