How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
I got kicked out of flight school so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis)
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Wait 911 is the American emergency number...
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
why can't americans play chess they have no tower
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
the man fired from the world trade center on september 10
that is just plain wrong
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener? One of them is an outside job
time flys by doesn’t it. But the plane in 911 didn’t.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing it's fame
TIME FOR A REMAKE
your hairline so back it caused 911
My uncle died in 911, He was a pilot.
