9/11 victim jokes
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.