9/11 victim jokes
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.