9/11 victim jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.