9/11 victim jokes
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.