9/11 victim jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 馃槀
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it鈥檚 a 9/11 victim.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 馃拃馃拃
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
What鈥檚 a 9/11 victim鈥檚 least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.