9/11 Victim Jokes

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!