9 1 1 jokes

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.