5-Miles jokes

I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.

But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!

I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.