5-Miles jokes

I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.

But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!

I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.