46 jokes

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?

An AK-46.

What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

An AK-46.

How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.

Doin (DYM 46)