3629 jokes

Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

So 666-3629, so get it?

What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?

Because he was 2 squared.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.