5+ Best 2019 Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Future

Flyingcockz · 6 years ago

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

Behavior

Harib Al Saq · 6 years ago

Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.

- Harib 2019

Gender

im a jackass · 7 years ago

2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 2 years ago

A man with a mustache is captured in a black and white security camera footage. He is leaning toward a light-colored wall and licking a doorknob. The text below the image reads: "Florida man caught on security camera licking doorknob for three hours". There is a small note under that saying "on: January 08, 2019 In: Florida No Comments".

Peace

Boe Jiden · 1 year ago

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

Prank

Corona · 6 years ago

2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!

2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!

Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"

Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"

Allahu Akbar

Da Fake Mustafa AbuSaYED · 7 years ago

Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD

History

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa · 7 years ago

"I don't want to go on my at-home history."

- My friend, anon 2019.

Year

GG Miller · 2 years ago

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they had a fight, and 2021.

Year

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What ended in 1999? 1998.

Attempt

Brooky · 5 years ago

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Kid

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A tweet that reads: "Nutted in her braces now my kids behind bars."

Bug

randomone · 2 years ago

Asians will tell you:

A character with white hair and a bandaged eye is talking inside a text box which is saying: "Bugs are quite nutritious. If you get hungry out in the wild, feel free to chow down."

2020

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

Tentacle

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of three tweets from Donald J. Trump's Twitter account @realDonaldTrump. The first tweet says, 'loli tentacle hentai.' The second is a reply to the first tweet and reads, 'shit this isn't google.' The third tweet, also a reply, says, 'if any of you fucks screenshot this imma nuke a 3rd world country.'

Comparison

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Fr fr

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. On the left, there is Jason Momoa with long hair and a fit physique. Underneath, it says "Ending 2019". On the right is a picture of a person with a mustache, who looks worn out. Underneath, it says "Starting 2022".

Political discourse

Sore Raven · 6 months ago

A political cartoon by Branco, published by Americans for Limited Government and Creators.com in 2019. The cartoon is divided into two panels. In the top panel, four caricatured women with distressed expressions are shown, each making a statement starting with "America stinks!". From left to right: one woman says "The Holocaust gives me a calming feeling"; another woman in a hijab says "Jewish money controls Congress"; a third woman says "US has concentration camps"; and a fourth Black woman with dreadlocks says "We don't need black faces that don't want to be a black voice." To the far right, a caricature of Donald Trump, with blond hair and a suit, states, "If you hate America, leave." In the bottom panel, the four women, looking enraged, are yelling in unison at the Trump caricature, "That's un-American, you racist!" The Trump caricature looks back with a slight frown.

Year

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

Yeah

The image depicts a cartoon character from The Simpsons falling down a set of stairs. Each stair has a year on it, from 2012 to 2019. The character is labeled 'Me'. The text above the image says, "Me every year: 'next year will be better'" and "Next year:"

School

Siri_the_Robot · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a VICE News article headline about school shootings. The headline states that a boy told Apple's Siri he was going to shoot up a school, and the AI provided him with a list of local schools. Below the text is an image showing an iPhone screen with icons for Calendar, Photos, Clock, App Store, and others.

Baby

fej;wrqejipei3oqkvmkfsegkwq · 3 years ago

DaBaby lol

A baby holds a gun while being held by an adult. The Twitter post says: I SAID i'm baby. It was posted by mita @th0tcouture on Mar 20, 2019.

Community talk

Kristian‽

yal if the website is (maybe) older than 2019 why has matts profile only been there since 21

D/A/N/I/E/L

Give me ideas for a new wallpaper rn its a 2019 dodge demon hemi