2019 jokes

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.

- Harib 2019

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they had a fight, and 2021.

2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!

2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!

Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"

Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"

2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

"I don't want to go on my at-home history."

- My friend, anon 2019.

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Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.