Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always STICK TOGETHER
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You CRACK me up"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll fuck you for $10. The boy says “I would but I don't have any money.” She says “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok so they go up stairs and fuck. The prostitute says “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
Do y'all love God?
WADE LIKES LUIZ!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like dad what are you doing? I said don’t worry you’ll be doing it soon. He said why is that? I told him my arm is getting tired.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
