Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Canada

Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Michael Jackson

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.

Disney

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

Disney

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

Alabama

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

Dark Humor

I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."

I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Dark Humor

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Dark Humor

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

Dark Humor

I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.