Worst Jokes Ever

The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."

He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."

Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?

A: "Hit me baby one more time."

How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

Who are the fastest readers?

The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

What do you call a riot full of white people?

An avalanche.

The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.

What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?

A bath bomb 💣

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.

What does an orphan call a kidnapping?

A surprise adoption.

Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?

Because they already 69'd.

What is Mexicans' favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?

Because he couldn't breathe.