I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf..
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it."
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness
Gay is a mental illness
You're not thinking straight
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout , DOWN SYNDROME!
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels
If a mentally challenged person shows up late
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
did you here about the cat jail break out? it was a cat-tastrophe.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS
Roses are red, oranges are orange. Get a life, quit watching porn.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
