Worst Jokes Ever

Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.

The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Why is 10 always afraid?

Because it is between 9 and 11.

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

What's an upside of being an orphan?

You'll never get grounded again.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Why don't you use a dull pencil?

Because there's no point. 😐😑😑

what do you call a downie superhero? chromo-doner

Six one.

Orthodox christians are a lil slow, they take 13 days to get the joke. so go easy on em, alright?

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.