Worst Jokes Ever

Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.

Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).

Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.

Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.

Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.

Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.

MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.

LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.

Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.

What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

What do you call an under-the-weather seven?

A sick seven.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.

Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"

Well, Germany lost twice.

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

Why can't orphans open a website?

Because they don't have a home page.

America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!