Worst Jokes Ever

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

What is the best Catholic dating app?

Grinder.

Why did the orange lose the race?

Because it ran out of juice!

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?

A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.