Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Alphabet

    • What are the first four letters of the alphabet?

    Mum: (noticing the child's hair is too long) "You need a haircut."

    Brother: (winning a game on PlayStation) "Yes! Get in!"

    Uncle: (making plans) "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."

    Aunt: (singing a song from the show after overhearing the conversation) "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."

    Next day...

    Student: I know the alphabet.

    Teacher: OK, go on.

    Student: "You need a haircut."

    Teacher: How dare you make comments like this! Do you want to go to the headteacher?

    Student: "Yes! Get in!"

    Teacher: What do you think you're going to be doing?

    Student: "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."

    *In headteacher's office*

    Headteacher: Now, I hear you were very rude to the literacy teacher earlier. What do you have to say for yourself?

    Student: "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."

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    • Bar

    • A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...

    "You'll never walk alone!"

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    • Pen

    • I just bought two new biro pens.

    One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.

    They're filled with monster's ink.

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    • Librarian

    • I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.

    She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."

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    • Tea

    • It was 5:00 PM and I asked my sibling: "Can I have something to eat?"

    He replied: "No, not until you tell me the alphabet."

    So I said: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, Z."

    Then my sibling asked me: "Where's the T?"

    I replied: "It's in the microwave, you just need to dish it up."

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