Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dark Humor

"Say what you want about the deaf."

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Dark Humor

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

Twin Towers

Just do it.

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

Minecraft

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.

Special needs

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Skyscraper

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

Terrorist

What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?

"Okay, Boomer."

Michael Jackson

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.