My sister said to roast her bit my mom said im not allowed to burn trash
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Jeffy- Daddy Daddy a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat
Marvin-I don’t believe that
Jeffy- but he said “Jeffy I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat”
The next morning
Jeffy- Daddy a monster pooped in your hat
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin- Jeffy I don’t believe you you popped in my hat
LLB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land cos Shrek likes to poop
Shrek- should I pull the trap
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
Trump- Caillou can you please stop whining that squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza he also ditched your dad and he’s your stepdad now
Caillou- Why I’m bald Trumpy
Trump- I don’t know but what I do know is that your a massive shit stain
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms and she responds with “who the frick are you talking about, since I don’t know them I got a surprise for you” she wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled For Eugene
what do you call it when school starts in africa?
black to school
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And ur mom is too
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour
roses are red, i have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister???
My girlfriend sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with. roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
whut she diffrence betwen gorge floyd and joe biden they bout talk like they on fent
why was the mounten in love with the volcaneou, because the volcaneou was hot
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem Somewhere over the rainbow by Harald Arlen
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, There’s always someone, Who’s better than you.
