Why do gay man hate period They they prefer Collins
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
How do rappers stay organized?
With RHYME BOOKS instead of PLANNERS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Wats rapboat got in common wit plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Wats the funniest thing u ever read? 4 me it wusz when rapboat told me he wuz a legit rapper.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs They hate it when you hand it to them
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny Two face, worthless, and in everyone’s pants
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
