Worst Jokes Ever
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.