Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
