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No one: The indians steering the ship: “SIR I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD I WILL CRASH THIS SHIP INTO THE BRIDGE”
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt? A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free
Whats the difference btwn football and rape? Women don't like football.
Whats the difference btwn a joke and 3 cocks? You can't take a joke.
What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? glock glock.
ZACK STARGAZE HAS A SMALL WILLY LOL
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How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
Witches do not wear undies. why? To get better grip on ther broomsticks.
Why did ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11
Whats michael Jackson got in common with santa? They both empty there sacks around children.
Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama
Statistics show 9 outa 10 people enjoy gang rape
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby inna clown costume.