If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH
If I found BlessedBrian’s jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
BlessedBrian is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP
BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom.So he could querk.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet.Because he had a toiletcal in the drain.
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
why should you wrap your hampsters in duct tape? so they dont explode when you fuck them.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle Optimistic
Your So Skinny that People Can't even See you
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Presto
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
