House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Worst Jokes Ever
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
