Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
